A Special Date With "Tamara"...
A Special Date With "Tamara"... Special guest review written by Melissa Wolf
First, I will say that I am glad Mr. Ed made a review site since he takes way too long to make new print issues. I understand he will be relocating soon and I will force him to make new issues. Some guy emailed me and he just recieved issue #2 from a friend. When did that come out? Four year ago? HA! I understand that there have been two issues since, but so I get one? No way. Luckily, I'm nice enough to still contribute. Oh sarcasm is great.
On with the review...
Tamara starts out much like Carrie, with a nerdy girl getting picked on at school. Eventually some "cool" people play a trick on here and she dies. Well, uh oh, she happened to be into witchcraft, so before you know it, she is back, only this time she is sexy and out to get the people who killed her.
This could have quickly turned into a crappy slasher movie, but luckily, it didn't. Tamara makes the victims kill themselves, for the most part. The first person to go takes of his own ear, his tongue and then stabs himself in the eye. And in the best scene in a movie is a long time, she tricks two lustful suitors into having sex with each other! Two guys! Oooooh, how scandalous! I bet every sad boy who rented this in hopes of wacking it to naked boobs was like, "hey what the fuck!" when that scene happened. Yes siree, this is some funny shit.
Ok, the acting is pretty hokey. The paces drags a bit towards the end. And there are a lot of blown chances for fun, but overall, this is a pretty neat straight to video horror movie. I hate at the end when all is settled, they insisted on throwing in a stupid 'but it's not really over' ending. But fuck it, more funny than scary, I still say this one is worth renting. Over and out.
First, I will say that I am glad Mr. Ed made a review site since he takes way too long to make new print issues. I understand he will be relocating soon and I will force him to make new issues. Some guy emailed me and he just recieved issue #2 from a friend. When did that come out? Four year ago? HA! I understand that there have been two issues since, but so I get one? No way. Luckily, I'm nice enough to still contribute. Oh sarcasm is great.
On with the review...
Tamara starts out much like Carrie, with a nerdy girl getting picked on at school. Eventually some "cool" people play a trick on here and she dies. Well, uh oh, she happened to be into witchcraft, so before you know it, she is back, only this time she is sexy and out to get the people who killed her.
This could have quickly turned into a crappy slasher movie, but luckily, it didn't. Tamara makes the victims kill themselves, for the most part. The first person to go takes of his own ear, his tongue and then stabs himself in the eye. And in the best scene in a movie is a long time, she tricks two lustful suitors into having sex with each other! Two guys! Oooooh, how scandalous! I bet every sad boy who rented this in hopes of wacking it to naked boobs was like, "hey what the fuck!" when that scene happened. Yes siree, this is some funny shit.
Ok, the acting is pretty hokey. The paces drags a bit towards the end. And there are a lot of blown chances for fun, but overall, this is a pretty neat straight to video horror movie. I hate at the end when all is settled, they insisted on throwing in a stupid 'but it's not really over' ending. But fuck it, more funny than scary, I still say this one is worth renting. Over and out.
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